Erm, okay...

So tonight I went a little Christian Slater in an attempt to liven up my life. Only nothing happened.

I even crashed the car into a rock.

Oh well. Some day my life shall get interesting, lol.

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Snowvember

Yes, the ingenious papers have tagged this month Snowvember, rendering it to ridonkulous status like those silly dog names (Cavapoo, Labradoodle, Puggle...) and those celebrity marriages (Brangelina, TomKat...). England is already experiencing the snow that breaks oh-so-many legs, kills oh-so-many grannies and brings the country to a halt in January/February.

I wonder if Climate Change will soon mean that Alaska is like Hawaii and vice versa.?

My heating is broken so I can seriously see me freezing to death this Winter. I swear I came [..this..] close to actually crying last night; shivering under my two double quilts, fleece blanket, slippers, socks, pyjamas, dressing gown and gloves.

I want a dog. Obviously after Christmas. And obviously when I have sorted out the heating situation. A Shih Tzu or perhaps maybe a rescue dog. Yay.

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Deranged

Look at these demented shoes I found at some Tumblr blog...Actually I had better give credit, its, er, Kandice Melonakos' blog. Anyhoo, they are so WEIRD!
Seriously they look like the models legs have been snapped in three or four places and have now been poorly binded together with Christmas ribbon.
This is probably a warning as to how your feet will look after wearing these boots.
Deranged.

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