Doors

I don't know what it is about this house but all the door hinges are a bit useless. First the kitchen door went and now the cupboard under the stairs puts up a fight if you try and venture into it.
I get the impression that I will not get my deposit back on this house. The heating won't work, the kitchen tap won't work, the shower is on its way out, the animals pissed all over the floor and now the doors are falling off.

In others news,

My car is also making journeys that little bit more interesting for me. Making sure that I am truly grateful that it got me from A to B. It likes to pretend it has stalled; Suddenly going really quiet and starting to roll to a stop. Obviously I hold the clutch down and press on the accellorator ready to start the engine, anticipating the eventual stand still and instead it reveals its prank and shoots off in a demented bunny hop. I swear it must look like those cartoon cars that sort of rear up as they zoom off.

Amber Heard - Bound To Nowhere

This is absolutely perfect. A trip to Paris is in order I think. x

Twiddling My Thumbs

Well Facebook is down so it appears I shall have to find a new way of wasting my time. I suppose that will mean joining a new social networking site, exhausting Twitter, exhausting You Tube and channel hopping. I may even download a song or two.

In other new I have one hideous scratch across the tattoo on my wrist as a result of moving my sisters cat from my lap in order to get a cookie. Silly animal.

Twins of Evil

I just watched this yesterday and I quite liked it. It should really be called Twin Of Evil though seeing as Maria is really rather nice. If I had my way Maria would be slightly badder though, she is saccarine sweet The film only needs for her to be sweeter than Madeliene. Count Karnstein is hot.

Kitty's Bedtime Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray this cushy life to keep.

I pray for toys that look like mice,

and sofa cushions, soft and nice.

For grocery bags where I can hide,

just like a tiger, crouched inside!

I pray for gourmet Kitty snacks,

and someone nice to scratch my back.

For window sills all warm and bright,

for shadows to explore at night.

I pray I'll always stay real cool,

and keep the secret feline rule.

To NEVER tell a human that...

the world is really ruled by CATS!

I found this online and thought it rather funny. It is ruined a bit by the ending though, the last four lines.

I am intending on buying a decent camera soon so I can get some photos on here. Hurrah.

Quite Like This

Buzznet

Just tried out Buzznet.

http://www.keziaspookypie.buzznet.com/

I am not sure what to make of it. I definately prefer Blogger. I only got one in the first place so I could comment on something Audrey Kitching posted.
Anyhoo I must be heading to bed as I must be up tomorrow for work and the midnight hour is approaching swiftly.

xXx

Hmmmm

Well I humiliated myself today. After walking the dog I realised I had forgotten my door key, and without even checking that my sister had left for work or not I launched into full scale panic mode.


Step one was to stand at the front door and say bad words over and over, while digging deep into my clearly empty pockets. Occasionally stopping to take a split second launch into a step two before thinking better of it.


Step two was to decide to try and chase my sister up the path she would have gone. Obviously, with a twelve-year-old arthritic dog this was highly unlikely to succeed and it took me a moment of dragging the poor thing up the path to realise this.


Step three was to rush up round to the back door and leave the dog in the back garden, and then chase my sister, already realising the dog was unlikely to stay there. Fortunately I decided to try the back door and then it magically opened as my sister appeared at it.


The moral of the story is to stay calm in moments of crisis.

xXx

The Small Things

Mary-Kate Olsen is the same height as me according to her driving license. It also states she is 85lb. That is TINY. A lot can be learnt from this.