I am running a bath incase the title didnt give you that idea. That gives me about three minutes in which to write a post.
I have the day off of work today. I have spent it cleaning and playing Midtown Madness on my laptop. My cat keeps playing in the rain and then using me as a human towel when she gets back in. I was renedered unecessary when I put the heater on though and she is now sat infront of that.
I am sat infront of the freezing cold window because its the only place with both a socket and a chair in which to get full enjoyment out of my online session.
Sorry this post was even more boring than usual but I have just remembered this blog. I need to write on here more. Its a date.
xXx
21 November 2011
18 July 2011
Sunshine, Lollipops And Rainbows
I swear I can hear screaming. Oh well.
Hello to the no-one who follows this. I am actually quite amazed that Blogger remembered me as I havent actually posted here in about seven months.
What have I been doing in that time? Not a lot.
I am a vegan now. I have three more cats. Weigh about a stone more.
Thats as interesting as my life got.
xXx
Hello to the no-one who follows this. I am actually quite amazed that Blogger remembered me as I havent actually posted here in about seven months.
What have I been doing in that time? Not a lot.
I am a vegan now. I have three more cats. Weigh about a stone more.
Thats as interesting as my life got.
xXx
30 December 2010
Lambrini Girl
Today something very interesting happened to me. Even as I stand here with blood running down my front from the vicious looking wound on my throat, I am enraptured enough to proudly proclaim,
Tonight was the night I became a werewolf.
xXx
Tonight was the night I became a werewolf.
xXx
28 December 2010
Bring On New Year
New Year is upon us like a thick blanket of snow (similar indeed to that blanket of snow and ice that has terrorised England for the past fortnight, but which was fortunately cleared by one nights rainfall). My New Years resolutions are brewing away in the cauldron that is my brain. They will be similar to...
1) Join the gym.
2) Quit my fuck-hole job.
3) Improve my physical appearance.
4) Become a vegan every other day or more.
Right now I am sipping Peroni and mourning the loss of my quiet neighbourhood. Yes, this week I became aware of the fact that some chavs have moved in next door and I have spent most of my spare time listening to their music which blasts through my walls. The poor dears must be as deaf as old people.
I keep meaning to put pictures on here but I have lost my camera AGAIN.
xXx
1) Join the gym.
2) Quit my fuck-hole job.
3) Improve my physical appearance.
4) Become a vegan every other day or more.
Right now I am sipping Peroni and mourning the loss of my quiet neighbourhood. Yes, this week I became aware of the fact that some chavs have moved in next door and I have spent most of my spare time listening to their music which blasts through my walls. The poor dears must be as deaf as old people.
I keep meaning to put pictures on here but I have lost my camera AGAIN.
xXx
18 December 2010
Christmas And All That Jazz
All week I have eagerly anticipating finally doing my Christmas shopping today, so you can imagine my disdain at looking out the window at 8am (yes, I got up that early on my day off in order to get things done) to see a thick blanket of snow covering the entire landscape. My car was reduced to a snowy hill outside my house.
So as of yet, nobody will be getting a Christmas present from me. I didnt waste the day though, I trawled the internet for research on a project but then got sidetracked by various websites that enticed me with a scoring system based on how many times you post.
Right now I am drinking Lambrini with my sister's senile cat on my head.
Did you see that picture below? Thats cool, right? I hope the owner doesn't sue me because I didnt actually ask for permission to use it here.
Anyhoo (ho ho)
Kezia
xXx
So as of yet, nobody will be getting a Christmas present from me. I didnt waste the day though, I trawled the internet for research on a project but then got sidetracked by various websites that enticed me with a scoring system based on how many times you post.
Right now I am drinking Lambrini with my sister's senile cat on my head.
Did you see that picture below? Thats cool, right? I hope the owner doesn't sue me because I didnt actually ask for permission to use it here.
Anyhoo (ho ho)
Kezia
xXx
The Hitchers Wife
I did a search for The Hitcher (The Mighty Boosh) at DeviantArt and stumbled across this. Isn't it cool! It is by a user called StarWarsQueen and it is sooo good.
I am really into female villains at the moment. Harley Quinn is my new idol. x
3 December 2010
I Wish More Books I have Read Were On This List...
The BBC's; Most People Have Only Read Six Of These
1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series – JK Rowling (all)
5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights
8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa May Alcott
12 Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
19 The Time Travellers Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch – George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby -- F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis
34 Emma – Jane Austen 35 Persuasion – Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Berniere
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Willaim Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne
41 Animal Farm – George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - dan brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabrial Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving
45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery
47 Far from the Madding Crowd -- Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaids Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martell
52 Dune – Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
60 Love in the time of Cholera - Gabriel garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
66 On the Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula – Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson
74 Notes from a Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar - Sylivia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal – Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - Charles Mitchell
83 The Colour Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte's Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree collection - Enid blyton
91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine de Saint Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare
99 Charlie & the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo
Pink = Read it
Green = Read bits of it
1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series – JK Rowling (all)
5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights
8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa May Alcott
12 Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
19 The Time Travellers Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch – George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby -- F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis
34 Emma – Jane Austen 35 Persuasion – Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Berniere
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Willaim Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne
41 Animal Farm – George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - dan brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabrial Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving
45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery
47 Far from the Madding Crowd -- Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaids Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martell
52 Dune – Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
60 Love in the time of Cholera - Gabriel garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
66 On the Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula – Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson
74 Notes from a Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar - Sylivia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal – Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - Charles Mitchell
83 The Colour Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte's Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree collection - Enid blyton
91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine de Saint Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare
99 Charlie & the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo
Pink = Read it
Green = Read bits of it
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